Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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