her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
