two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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