Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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