i just wanna soil my oats bro
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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