the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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