Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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