she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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