Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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