I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I FOUND THE LEGS
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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