Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
wat bout pragnant strippers??
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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