You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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