first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this will be a night to untag.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
