She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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