The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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