why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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