Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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