We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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