You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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