i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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