The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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