he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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