if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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