with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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