what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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