It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
he puts the penis in happiness.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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