I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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