I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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