battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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