I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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