so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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