On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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