Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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