He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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