I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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