Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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