Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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