At least make sure they are 18
Why
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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