The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She announced her abortion via fbk
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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