at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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