if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
