His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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