Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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