Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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