i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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