I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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