So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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