actually, I'm a sock model
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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