I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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