I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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