Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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