I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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