You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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