Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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