Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The Olympian is in my bed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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