where does the pee come out of this thing
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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